Thursday, November 26, 2009

The orgy room is DEAD. Long live the orgy room.

I know I haven't blogged in almost a year, but I'm sorry to say that there's not much to blog about with regards to the orgy room. While there are apparently rogue, short lived orgy rooms in mature areas, the room as we once knew it is dead. The type of person who hung around in orgy rooms all day looking for freebies has essentially been shut out- they were never going to verify or spend money in SL.

This post is to announce my new blog, which I hope you will enjoy just as much as this one: Fifty Linden Friday Freaks! I've long been amused by the people I see shopping during these sales, and I hope you will too.

See you on the other side!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The reason why I created this blog

[21:52] karl Karfield: excuse me, tsshanshan,can u tell me which balls we have touch and make love with my girl

Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Orgy Room Couture, pt. 2

Normally I think it's bad form to post twice in a day, but I've been having a bad day IRL and I had to make an exception due to this:

This particular specimen didn't seem to speak much English, and his name was an unpronounceable series of letters and numbers, so I didn't know how to ask him exactly how he got his shoulders so wide. I wasn't aware that this could be done with sliders. Are there prim shoulders now? Is he able to fit though doors?

Since no one should ever be subjected to the freenis, I have decided it would be best to hide it. However, it should be noted that it was the popular "delight penis"- a freebie that I've seen resold in multiple "business in a box" stores across the grid.

In fairness, he was fully clothed other than the freenis. And at least he had the decency to avoid the popular gigantic bling necklace and body oil.

Like shooting fish in a barrel: Orgy Room Couture, pt. 1

I was reluctant to use pictures or discuss fashion in great depth on this blog, mostly because there are many, many SL bloggers who cover this type of thing far better than I ever could. Plus, most of what I see is not safe for work (or for life, really), and I assumed that anyone reading this blog was not terribly interested in a parade of freenises. However, these ladies have inspired me to start an occasional series called "Orgy Room Couture", where you can feast your eyes on the fashion disasters that can be found in SL's finer sex clubs.

(names have been removed to protect the not-so-innocent)

I'd say these ladies got dressed in the dark, but surely there was enough light from the facelight of the blonde to find decent clothes for themselves and the 30 other avatars in the room at the time. The redhead appears to be missing half of her outfit- I sense that she was attempting to mold a full perms dress into a Katy Perry-esque leotard. However, the glitch pants were never intended to be booty shorts. I'm also curious as to where the rest of her shoes went.

As for the blonde... I'm not sure how she managed to get two pairs of socks on. Or why she felt the need to wear everything in her inventory at the same time.

If I wasn't feeling so charitable about protecting their identities, I'd be able to show you that 1) They're apparently managers of some type of strip/escort club (I pray that they are attempting to reach a color blind clientele), 2) The redhead was rocking some serious eye bling. 3) The blonde has been here since 2006, which means that she has no excuse for this.

Ladies, if you don't want people to think you're a RL man pretending to be a woman... don't dress like this.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Because sometimes they're rude, not stupid

As the late great Lillie Yifu used to say, offered without comment:

[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: Well, I read your profile, thought it over, and I think I may want to know you.
[16:12] Amanda Amaterasu smiles
[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: {loves her smile]
[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: [Loves her body]
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: lol
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: I got a smile
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: Di I get a hello?
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: DO
[16:13] Amanda Amaterasu: Sure. Hello.
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: [sorry]
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: Good
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: So, having broken the ice, I presume I need to cay something clever
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: [lat me think.....]
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: damn my spelling
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: Do you have a favorite place where we might get away from the, uh-hum, crowd?
[16:16] Amanda Amaterasu: Not really
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: IC
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: OK
[16:17] Lovegod Lewis: maybe this isnt such a good idea then.
[16:17] Amanda Amaterasu: Sorry... you're not really what I'm looking for... but good luck and enjoy!
[16:17] Lovegod Lewis: Its OK baby 'cause your not what im lookin for either.
[16:18] Amanda Amaterasu: No problem, bye!
[16:19] Lovegod Lewis: asshole
[16:20] Amanda Amaterasu falls down laughing.
[16:20] Amanda Amaterasu: Now, there's no need for that. I'm not the only woman here. So just move on and enjoy your day.
[16:21] Lovegod Lewis: you think you are the first stuck up girl to make herself feel important by prick teasing in the free sex room?
[16:21] Amanda Amaterasu: Simmer down now.
[16:22] Lovegod Lewis: leave you baggage in rl
[16:22] Amanda Amaterasu: I think you need to shut off your computer, take a deep breath, skip through some daisies or something. There's no reason why I should hit such a nerve.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Single, not mingling

All of my alts (except for... hmmm... Amanda) have some variation of the "single, not looking" meme written in their profiles. In fact, I have studiously avoided being partnered in SL since I've seen far, far too many SL relationships fail. Even if the SL relationship is all about the hawt cybering, it doesn't seem to be worth it to me.

So I was rather amused to have this brief exchange. I should note that I was in a PG welcome area at this time, and not actively seeking conversations suited for this blog while parking my avi in an orgy room:

[10:06] Swinger Mubble: hi
[10:06] Swinger Mubble: are you married in sl?
[10:07] Amanda Amaterasu smiles and notes the blank spot in the "partner" section of her profile.
[10:07] Swinger Mubble: well, just looking for a couple for my wife and i
[10:07] Swinger Mubble: first time
[10:07] Amanda Amaterasu: I see
[10:08] Swinger Mubble: do you have a bf?
[10:09] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm not trying to be rude, but did you read my profile?
[10:09] Swinger Mubble: sorry

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Dumps like a truck, truck, truck

This guy was wandering through Free Sex Empire, approaching women in open chat and asking them about their thongs. It was only a matter of time before I would become the next object of his desire.

[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Hey Amanda, lookin' good.
[22:47] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks... why did you push me?
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: DIdn't mean to.
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Sorry about that.
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: No worries, just be careful
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: I will.
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: So what do you thinka bout thongs?
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: Why? Do you have a thong fetish?
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: Maybe a bit.
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: So I noticed
[22:49] DirtyOldMan Writer: Well, what do you t hink of them/
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: I don't.
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's like asking me what I think of shirts or something
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's just clothing
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu shrugs
[22:50] DirtyOldMan Writer: Do you wear them, though?
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: If I'm wearing pants where I think VPL might be an issue, then yes
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: I see.
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: So how does the sex work in sl?
[22:51] Amanda Amaterasu: Hop on a poseball and hope for the best
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Would you care to join me on one?
[22:52] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.