Like shooting fish in a barrel: Orgy Room Couture, pt. 1

I was reluctant to use pictures or discuss fashion in great depth on this blog, mostly because there are many, many SL bloggers who cover this type of thing far better than I ever could. Plus, most of what I see is not safe for work (or for life, really), and I assumed that anyone reading this blog was not terribly interested in a parade of freenises. However, these ladies have inspired me to start an occasional series called "Orgy Room Couture", where you can feast your eyes on the fashion disasters that can be found in SL's finer sex clubs.

(names have been removed to protect the not-so-innocent)

I'd say these ladies got dressed in the dark, but surely there was enough light from the facelight of the blonde to find decent clothes for themselves and the 30 other avatars in the room at the time. The redhead appears to be missing half of her outfit- I sense that she was attempting to mold a full perms dress into a Katy Perry-esque leotard. However, the glitch pants were never intended to be booty shorts. I'm also curious as to where the rest of her shoes went.

As for the blonde... I'm not sure how she managed to get two pairs of socks on. Or why she felt the need to wear everything in her inventory at the same time.

If I wasn't feeling so charitable about protecting their identities, I'd be able to show you that 1) They're apparently managers of some type of strip/escort club (I pray that they are attempting to reach a color blind clientele), 2) The redhead was rocking some serious eye bling. 3) The blonde has been here since 2006, which means that she has no excuse for this.

Ladies, if you don't want people to think you're a RL man pretending to be a woman... don't dress like this.