Orgy Room Couture, pt. 2

Normally I think it's bad form to post twice in a day, but I've been having a bad day IRL and I had to make an exception due to this:




This particular specimen didn't seem to speak much English, and his name was an unpronounceable series of letters and numbers, so I didn't know how to ask him exactly how he got his shoulders so wide. I wasn't aware that this could be done with sliders. Are there prim shoulders now? Is he able to fit though doors?

Since no one should ever be subjected to the freenis, I have decided it would be best to hide it. However, it should be noted that it was the popular "delight penis"- a freebie that I've seen resold in multiple "business in a box" stores across the grid.

In fairness, he was fully clothed other than the freenis. And at least he had the decency to avoid the popular gigantic bling necklace and body oil.

If we're not going to have RL sex...

why on earth would I care about your RL cock size?

[12:01] Mr Big: hey there
[12:01] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[12:02] Mr Big: how are you doing
[12:03] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm fine, thanks, and you?
[12:06] Mr Big: good good you are lookin hot
[12:06] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks
[12:06] Mr Big: wanna go somewher private?
[12:07] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[12:08] Mr Big: =(
[12:08] Mr Big: 9 inch
[12:08] Amanda Amaterasu nods
[12:09] Mr Big: you like?
[12:09] Amanda Amaterasu: I like what?
[12:09] Mr Big: the 9
[12:10] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm more concerned about the total package. I can buy a nine inch dildo
[12:10] Mr Big: what else ya need for package? lol
[12:11] Mr Big: i got a monsterous penis. real is so much better then dildo you need to experience it i think
[12:11] Amanda Amaterasu: Look, I'm going to level with you. I'm not really interested in sex with men who are seeking a hole to fuck. I get the sense that is what you're looking for. So I'm not going to waste your time.
[12:12] Mr Big: i just lookin for a good time
[12:12] Mr Big: what you doing here then?
[12:12] Amanda Amaterasu: Mostly I go just for laughs, and to help the occasional newbie.
[12:12] Amanda Amaterasu: But I'm not interested in being a fucktoy.
[12:13] Mr Big: never wanted to have a fucktoy
[12:13] Mr Big: just wanted two peopleto have a great fuck
[12:13] Amanda Amaterasu: It takes more than a nine inch dick to interest me.
[12:14] Mr Big: what else interests you? ya most people 9 inch dont interesest them it amazing them
[12:15] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, I've had sex before, so penis size isn't the most important thing to me.
[12:15] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm interested in someone who is creative, witty, and good with his words.

I guess that wasn't him.