Tuesday, September 2, 2008

If we're not going to have RL sex...

why on earth would I care about your RL cock size?

[12:01] Mr Big: hey there
[12:01] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[12:02] Mr Big: how are you doing
[12:03] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm fine, thanks, and you?
[12:06] Mr Big: good good you are lookin hot
[12:06] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks
[12:06] Mr Big: wanna go somewher private?
[12:07] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[12:08] Mr Big: =(
[12:08] Mr Big: 9 inch
[12:08] Amanda Amaterasu nods
[12:09] Mr Big: you like?
[12:09] Amanda Amaterasu: I like what?
[12:09] Mr Big: the 9
[12:10] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm more concerned about the total package. I can buy a nine inch dildo
[12:10] Mr Big: what else ya need for package? lol
[12:11] Mr Big: i got a monsterous penis. real is so much better then dildo you need to experience it i think
[12:11] Amanda Amaterasu: Look, I'm going to level with you. I'm not really interested in sex with men who are seeking a hole to fuck. I get the sense that is what you're looking for. So I'm not going to waste your time.
[12:12] Mr Big: i just lookin for a good time
[12:12] Mr Big: what you doing here then?
[12:12] Amanda Amaterasu: Mostly I go just for laughs, and to help the occasional newbie.
[12:12] Amanda Amaterasu: But I'm not interested in being a fucktoy.
[12:13] Mr Big: never wanted to have a fucktoy
[12:13] Mr Big: just wanted two peopleto have a great fuck
[12:13] Amanda Amaterasu: It takes more than a nine inch dick to interest me.
[12:14] Mr Big: what else interests you? ya most people 9 inch dont interesest them it amazing them
[12:15] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, I've had sex before, so penis size isn't the most important thing to me.
[12:15] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm interested in someone who is creative, witty, and good with his words.

I guess that wasn't him.

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