Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A typical newbie conversation

These types of conversations are par for the course if you are a female and you dare to step into an orgy room. I didn't take a picture of this unfortunate fellow (yeah, yeah, I know, pics or it didn't happen), but he was wearing the freebie tux (more on this in another post) and the old default male avatar.

[8:01] Typical Noob: hi
[8:01] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[8:01] Typical Noob: you are nice miss
[8:01] Amanda Amaterasu: I am?
[8:02] Typical Noob: yes
[8:02] Amanda Amaterasu: OK
[8:02] Typical Noob: and your body is nice
[8:04] Typical Noob: hi
[8:04] Amanda Amaterasu: Hi again
[8:04] Amanda Amaterasu: Sorry I was a little distracted
[8:05] Typical Noob: can i get nice time with you
[8:05] Amanda Amaterasu: I don't know... depends on what you mean
[8:06] Typical Noob: i mean get nice time with you
[8:06] Amanda Amaterasu: Can you be a bit more specific?
[8:07] Typical Noob: are you understand
[8:07] Typical Noob: miss
[8:07] Typical Noob: miss
[8:07] Amanda Amaterasu: No, I don't understand you.
[8:07] Typical Noob: ok
[8:08] Amanda Amaterasu: [8:05] Typical Noob: can i get nice time with you
[8:08] Typical Noob: i mean fuking you
[8:08] Amanda Amaterasu: Ah
[8:08] Amanda Amaterasu: That's what you should have said
[8:08] Typical Noob: i mean that
[8:08] Typical Noob: you understand
[8:08] Amanda Amaterasu: So you should just say what you mean, so it's clear
[8:09] Typical Noob: ok let's go
[8:09] Amanda Amaterasu: Uh, who said I was going to fuck you?
[8:09] Typical Noob: yes
[8:09] Typical Noob: how much
[8:10] Amanda Amaterasu: Who said I was an escort?
[8:10] Typical Noob: ok
[8:10] Typical Noob: you mean not come with me
[8:10] Typical Noob: ok
[8:11] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, you don't give me much of a reason to fuck you.
[8:12] Typical Noob: are woman
[8:12] Typical Noob: or teen
[8:12] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm an adult, teens tend to be escorts or lack standards.
[8:12] Amanda Amaterasu laughs
[8:13] Typical Noob: ok you want or no
[8:14] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[8:14] Typical Noob: why
[8:14] Amanda Amaterasu: Because 1) I don't know you 2) You haven't said or done anything to interest me
[8:15] Typical Noob: ok
[8:15] Typical Noob: i'm so sorry about that
[8:15] Typical Noob: see you
[8:15] Amanda Amaterasu: Bye

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