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[21:52] karl Karfield: excuse me, tsshanshan,can u tell me which balls we have touch and make love with my girl

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Orgy Room Couture, pt. 2

Normally I think it's bad form to post twice in a day, but I've been having a bad day IRL and I had to make an exception due to this:




This particular specimen didn't seem to speak much English, and his name was an unpronounceable series of letters and numbers, so I didn't know how to ask him exactly how he got his shoulders so wide. I wasn't aware that this could be done with sliders. Are there prim shoulders now? Is he able to fit though doors?

Since no one should ever be subjected to the freenis, I have decided it would be best to hide it. However, it should be noted that it was the popular "delight penis"- a freebie that I've seen resold in multiple "business in a box" stores across the grid.

In fairness, he was fully clothed other than the freenis. And at least he had the decency to avoid the popular gigantic bling necklace and body oil.

Dumps like a truck, truck, truck

This guy was wandering through Free Sex Empire, approaching women in open chat and asking them about their thongs. It was only a matter of time before I would become the next object of his desire.


[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Hey Amanda, lookin' good.
[22:47] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks... why did you push me?
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: DIdn't mean to.
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Sorry about that.
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: No worries, just be careful
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: I will.
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: So what do you thinka bout thongs?
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: Why? Do you have a thong fetish?
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: Maybe a bit.
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: So I noticed
[22:49] DirtyOldMan Writer: Well, what do you t hink of them/
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: I don't.
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's like asking me what I think of shirts or something
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's just clothing
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu shrugs
[22:50] DirtyOldMan Writer: Do you wear them, though?
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: If I'm wearing pants where I think VPL might be an issue, then yes
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: I see.
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: So how does the sex work in sl?
[22:51] Amanda Amaterasu: Hop on a poseball and hope for the best
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Would you care to join me on one?
[22:52] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.

Help

[10:19] BadTypist Untie: hi
[10:20] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello BadTypist, how are you?
[10:20] BadTypist Untie: greay
[10:20] BadTypist Untie: great
[10:20] BadTypist Untie: n u
[10:20] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm sorry?
[10:20] Amanda Amaterasu: "n u"?
[10:21] BadTypist Untie: and you
[10:21] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm fine, thank you.
[10:21] BadTypist Untie: im trying this out 4 da first time wannz
[10:22] BadTypist Untie: a jion me
[10:23] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm sorry, but I don't understand you


I should note that BadTypist's profile stated, quite clearly, "NO RL", then proceeded to describe himself and give out several e-mail addresses.

lolwhut

There are certain things that just must be documented.

[10:36] strangelover Oh: hi
[10:37] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[10:37] strangelover Oh: u r looking so sexy in this outfit
[10:37] strangelover Oh: ur breast r attracting a log
[10:37] Amanda Amaterasu: What?
[10:38] strangelover Oh: i mean ur breasts r attracting me
[10:38] strangelover Oh: do u have same size in RL
[10:39] Amanda Amaterasu: That's none of your business
[10:39] strangelover Oh: k
[10:39] strangelover Oh: from where u r?
[10:39] Amanda Amaterasu: A place where we spell out words like "you" and "are"
[10:40] strangelover Oh: hhhh
[10:40] strangelover Oh: okay
[10:40] strangelover Oh: you are from which place?
[10:40] Amanda Amaterasu: Earth
[10:40] strangelover Oh: hhh
[10:41] strangelover Oh: you use your brain a lot...
[10:41] Amanda Amaterasu: I think that's a positive attribute, don't you use your brain?
[10:41] strangelover Oh: me yes, but not in silly things
[10:42] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, I like men who use their brains
[10:42] strangelover Oh: hmmm, it means we could be friends
[10:43] Amanda Amaterasu: Could we?
[10:43] strangelover Oh: i supose not after talking to u , but every thing is possible in this place earth...
[10:44] Amanda Amaterasu: Yes, there are endless possibilities here
[10:44] strangelover Oh: ya

A little while later, in open chat... (names unchanged)

[10:50] Moesha Burner: uuuuuuuhhhhh gooooooood
[10:50] Moesha Burner: suck my breast baby!!
[10:51] Sir Udimo: yeah
[10:51] Moesha Burner: oh your fingers.....
[10:51] Sir Udimo: you r nice
[10:51] Sir Udimo: you r so thight!
[10:51] Sir Udimo: and wet
[10:51] Moesha Burner: uau...i´m wet!
[10:52] Sir Udimo: you r my fuckbuddy!
[10:52] Moesha Burner: yesss....pleasee..i wanna your dick babe
[10:52] Moesha Burner: come in...fuck me pleeeasse
[10:52] Sir Udimo: you can have it
[10:53] Moesha Burner: come on babe;;;;;
[10:54] Moesha Burner: ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy
[10:54] Moesha Burner: yesssss
[10:54] Moesha Burner: fuckk meee
[10:54] Moesha Burner: so deeppp
[10:55] Moesha Burner: oh sir....your biigg dicjjjj
[10:55] Moesha Burner: you´lll kill meeeeeeeeeee
[10:58] Moesha Burner: yess sirr...yess...ip´m cuumming
[10:58] Moesha Burner: aaaahhhhhhhhhh
[10:58] Moesha Burner: aaaaahhhh i´m cumming.....
[10:58] Moesha Burner: yessss fuck me for hourrssss
[10:59] Moesha Burner: ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[11:00] Moesha Burner: i can´t anymooooooreee siirr
[11:00] Moesha Burner: pleasseee

Where the hell did Sir Udimo go? Yes, I know it was likely he was jerking off without typing a thing, but I'm imaginging he was making a sandwich in real life while Moesha oooed and aaahed.

Conversations with a naked man

I apologize to anyone who's been following this blog and expected more posts. I expected more posts too, to be honest. A combination of factors happened: real life getting in the way, and some very non-post worthy conversations when I'm actually able to get into an orgy room. (Him: hi. Me: Hello. Him: u wanna have sum fun? Me: No. Him: kthxbye) Luckily, I had a few moments today to pop in, and someone found me. Specifically, a naked man in a ill-fitted prim hair wearing a freebie penis that didn't even remotely match his BIAB skin.

[8:52] Sharebear Watson: hi
[8:52] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[8:52] Sharebear Watson: whats up
[8:52] Amanda Amaterasu: Not much
[8:53] Sharebear Watson: nice dress
[8:53] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks... wearing clothes is a good thing
[8:53] Sharebear Watson: so is being naked
[8:54] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, it helps to look good naked
[8:54] Amanda Amaterasu smiles at you
[8:55] Sharebear Watson: sorry i jut woke up
[8:55] Amanda Amaterasu: Ah
[8:55] Sharebear Watson: morning hard on
[8:56] Amanda Amaterasu: Except your penis isn't hard... at least not from what I can tell
[8:56] Sharebear Watson: it is in rl
[8:56] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm sure it is
[8:58] Sharebear Watson: are you a girl?
[8:58] Amanda Amaterasu: Last time I checked, I'm female. Are you?
[8:58] Sharebear Watson: male
[8:59] Amanda Amaterasu smiles and notes it's only fair to question your RL gender if you question hers.
[8:59] Sharebear Watson: you like to watch
[9:00] Amanda Amaterasu: This place is always good for a few chuckles
[9:00] Sharebear Watson: i like watching people fuvk to
[9:01] Amanda Amaterasu: I think we like watching for entirely different reasons
[9:01] Amanda Amaterasu: Watching two noobs go at it going "mmmmmm ooooooo" isn't erotic, but it sure is funny
[9:01] Sharebear Watson: perhaps
[9:01] Amanda Amaterasu: But hey, if that excites you, I won't judge
[9:02] Sharebear Watson: no i like watching people fuck in rl
[9:02] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, that's your business
[9:03] Sharebear Watson: sorry for bothering you
[9:04] Amanda Amaterasu: You're not bothering me... you just went into TMI territory
[9:05] Amanda Amaterasu: But then again, since you're naked in an orgy room, you probably have no problem sharing
[9:05] Amanda Amaterasu laughs
[9:07] Sharebear Watson: i gues
[9:07] Amanda Amaterasu: Why go nude anyway? Women like a sharp dressed man.
[9:09] Sharebear Watson: because i'm dirty
[9:09] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, yes, we've established that
[9:10] Amanda Amaterasu: But it seems to me that going nude with a hard on is a bit... obvious
[9:10] Amanda Amaterasu: And women like men who pay attention to detail

At that point I crashed. Too bad, it could have gotten even funnier.

What passes for cybering in orgy rooms, part 2

Normally I do not use real names in these posts. I feel that discretion is always best, even though I am discussing public sex acts. However, I simply must make an exception in this case.

I filtered out all of the irrelevant conversation, but to be honest the room was oddly quiet when this exchange happened. I suspect that most of the others were doubled over in laugher like I was. I don't know if I should pity the couple in this particular hookup, or thank them for making my evening so entertaining.

[18:58] liljonny555 Contepomi: get down again
[18:58] Beyond Moonites: mmm
[18:59] liljonny555 Contepomi: Take it!
[18:59] Beyond Moonites: god yes
[18:59] liljonny555 Contepomi: Can u handle this?
[18:59] liljonny555 Contepomi: Take it all!
[18:59] Beyond Moonites: mm bby give it to me
[19:00] liljonny555 Contepomi: *sticks it deep* *Grunts* Take it!
[19:00] Beyond Moonites: mmmm
[19:00] liljonny555 Contepomi: ooooooooh!!!
[19:00] liljonny555 Contepomi: Give me more access, take ur shit off
[19:01] liljonny555 Contepomi: so how u like baby??
[19:01] Beyond Moonites: mmm i love it
[19:02] Beyond Moonites: mmm follow me

(they go to a new poseball)

[19:01] liljonny555 Contepomi: so how u like baby??
[19:01] Beyond Moonites: mmm i love it
[19:02] Beyond Moonites: mmm follow me
[19:03] Beyond Moonites: mmmmyes
[19:03] liljonny555 Contepomi: getting nughtier
[19:03] liljonny555 Contepomi: *slams harder*
[19:03] Beyond Moonites: mmm fuck me
[19:03] liljonny555 Contepomi: Yes baby, your so tight
[19:03] Beyond Moonites: mmm
[19:04] liljonny555 Contepomi: *moans*Grunts* mmmmmmmm
[19:04] Beyond Moonites: mmmmfuck me hard
[19:04] liljonny555 Contepomi: Do u want it deeper baby?
[19:04] Beyond Moonites: fuck yes
[19:05] liljonny555 Contepomi: *pulling on hair* Yes!! im gonna fuck u harder
[19:05] Beyond Moonites: god mmm aw yes!
[19:05] Beyond Moonites: fuck me
[19:06] liljonny555 Contepomi: *slams harder*say my name!!!!!
[19:06] Beyond Moonites: fuck me jonny! fuck me
[19:07] liljonny555 Contepomi: oh god, yes, im about to cum. Keep it up baby *oh yea*
[19:07] Beyond Moonites: mmm
[19:07] Beyond Moonites: cum fo me
[19:08] liljonny555 Contepomi: where do u want me to cum on u *cant hold it any longer
[19:08] Beyond Moonites: in me babe
[19:08] liljonny555 Contepomi: *cums inside
[19:08] Beyond Moonites: mmm yes
[19:09] liljonny555 Contepomi: ohhh, that felt so good.
[19:09] liljonny555 Contepomi: u were awesome babe
[19:09] liljonny555 Contepomi: wanna go somewhere else

She tp'ed out at that point.

liljonny had previously been approached by a particularly pushy escort of the "u pay me now kthx" school, and I bet he was feeling pretty proud of himself that he got free sex.

If ever there were two people that desperately needed to read The Art of Giving Good Text, it was Beyond and liljonny.