lolwhut

There are certain things that just must be documented.

[10:36] strangelover Oh: hi
[10:37] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[10:37] strangelover Oh: u r looking so sexy in this outfit
[10:37] strangelover Oh: ur breast r attracting a log
[10:37] Amanda Amaterasu: What?
[10:38] strangelover Oh: i mean ur breasts r attracting me
[10:38] strangelover Oh: do u have same size in RL
[10:39] Amanda Amaterasu: That's none of your business
[10:39] strangelover Oh: k
[10:39] strangelover Oh: from where u r?
[10:39] Amanda Amaterasu: A place where we spell out words like "you" and "are"
[10:40] strangelover Oh: hhhh
[10:40] strangelover Oh: okay
[10:40] strangelover Oh: you are from which place?
[10:40] Amanda Amaterasu: Earth
[10:40] strangelover Oh: hhh
[10:41] strangelover Oh: you use your brain a lot...
[10:41] Amanda Amaterasu: I think that's a positive attribute, don't you use your brain?
[10:41] strangelover Oh: me yes, but not in silly things
[10:42] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, I like men who use their brains
[10:42] strangelover Oh: hmmm, it means we could be friends
[10:43] Amanda Amaterasu: Could we?
[10:43] strangelover Oh: i supose not after talking to u , but every thing is possible in this place earth...
[10:44] Amanda Amaterasu: Yes, there are endless possibilities here
[10:44] strangelover Oh: ya

A little while later, in open chat... (names unchanged)

[10:50] Moesha Burner: uuuuuuuhhhhh gooooooood
[10:50] Moesha Burner: suck my breast baby!!
[10:51] Sir Udimo: yeah
[10:51] Moesha Burner: oh your fingers.....
[10:51] Sir Udimo: you r nice
[10:51] Sir Udimo: you r so thight!
[10:51] Sir Udimo: and wet
[10:51] Moesha Burner: uau...i´m wet!
[10:52] Sir Udimo: you r my fuckbuddy!
[10:52] Moesha Burner: yesss....pleasee..i wanna your dick babe
[10:52] Moesha Burner: come in...fuck me pleeeasse
[10:52] Sir Udimo: you can have it
[10:53] Moesha Burner: come on babe;;;;;
[10:54] Moesha Burner: ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy
[10:54] Moesha Burner: yesssss
[10:54] Moesha Burner: fuckk meee
[10:54] Moesha Burner: so deeppp
[10:55] Moesha Burner: oh sir....your biigg dicjjjj
[10:55] Moesha Burner: you´lll kill meeeeeeeeeee
[10:58] Moesha Burner: yess sirr...yess...ip´m cuumming
[10:58] Moesha Burner: aaaahhhhhhhhhh
[10:58] Moesha Burner: aaaaahhhh i´m cumming.....
[10:58] Moesha Burner: yessss fuck me for hourrssss
[10:59] Moesha Burner: ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[11:00] Moesha Burner: i can´t anymooooooreee siirr
[11:00] Moesha Burner: pleasseee

Where the hell did Sir Udimo go? Yes, I know it was likely he was jerking off without typing a thing, but I'm imaginging he was making a sandwich in real life while Moesha oooed and aaahed.