Because sometimes they're rude, not stupid

As the late great Lillie Yifu used to say, offered without comment:


[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: Well, I read your profile, thought it over, and I think I may want to know you.
[16:12] Amanda Amaterasu smiles
[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: {loves her smile]
[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: [Loves her body]
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: lol
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: I got a smile
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: Di I get a hello?
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: DO
[16:13] Amanda Amaterasu: Sure. Hello.
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: [sorry]
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: Good
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: So, having broken the ice, I presume I need to cay something clever
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: [lat me think.....]
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: damn my spelling
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: Do you have a favorite place where we might get away from the, uh-hum, crowd?
[16:16] Amanda Amaterasu: Not really
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: IC
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: OK
[16:17] Lovegod Lewis: maybe this isnt such a good idea then.
[16:17] Amanda Amaterasu: Sorry... you're not really what I'm looking for... but good luck and enjoy!
[16:17] Lovegod Lewis: Its OK baby 'cause your not what im lookin for either.
[16:18] Amanda Amaterasu: No problem, bye!
[16:19] Lovegod Lewis: asshole
[16:20] Amanda Amaterasu falls down laughing.
[16:20] Amanda Amaterasu: Now, there's no need for that. I'm not the only woman here. So just move on and enjoy your day.
[16:21] Lovegod Lewis: you think you are the first stuck up girl to make herself feel important by prick teasing in the free sex room?
[16:21] Amanda Amaterasu: Simmer down now.
[16:22] Lovegod Lewis: leave you baggage in rl
[16:22] Amanda Amaterasu: I think you need to shut off your computer, take a deep breath, skip through some daisies or something. There's no reason why I should hit such a nerve.

Dumps like a truck, truck, truck

This guy was wandering through Free Sex Empire, approaching women in open chat and asking them about their thongs. It was only a matter of time before I would become the next object of his desire.


[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Hey Amanda, lookin' good.
[22:47] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks... why did you push me?
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: DIdn't mean to.
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Sorry about that.
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: No worries, just be careful
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: I will.
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: So what do you thinka bout thongs?
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: Why? Do you have a thong fetish?
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: Maybe a bit.
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: So I noticed
[22:49] DirtyOldMan Writer: Well, what do you t hink of them/
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: I don't.
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's like asking me what I think of shirts or something
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's just clothing
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu shrugs
[22:50] DirtyOldMan Writer: Do you wear them, though?
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: If I'm wearing pants where I think VPL might be an issue, then yes
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: I see.
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: So how does the sex work in sl?
[22:51] Amanda Amaterasu: Hop on a poseball and hope for the best
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Would you care to join me on one?
[22:52] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.

No, you're never gonna get it.

Full disclosure time: I have an alt who appears to be more... available than others. I don't take noobishness from anyone regardless of which guise I appear in when I'm at an orgy room. However, I am prepared to deal with the more direct requests and comments that I get when I'm on this particular alt.


[9:24] Slipknot Childsplay: hey how would you like a nice cock in your tight wet pussy?
[9:24] Slipknot Childsplay: Or maybe you just like to have it in your mouth?
[9:24] Amanda Amaterasu: Did you read my profile?
[9:25] Slipknot Childsplay: yes
[9:25] Amanda Amaterasu: Good
[9:25] Slipknot Childsplay: uh so...........
[9:26] Amanda Amaterasu: So where's your AO? And, by the way, your shoes are missing.
[9:27] Slipknot Childsplay: i dont need an ao to make u fuckin scream
[9:27] Amanda Amaterasu: I like men who pay attention to detail.
[9:28] Amanda Amaterasu: The fact that you're wearing a shoe base without shoes, lack an AO, and think that "you" is spelled "u" shows me that you do not pay attention to detail.
[9:29] Slipknot Childsplay: u dont need detail to get ure pussy wet
[9:30] Amanda Amaterasu: Yes, I do
[9:30] Slipknot Childsplay: u dont need to b fuck by a god or sumpin
[9:31] Slipknot Childsplay: u cant handle what i pac in my punch
[9:31] Amanda Amaterasu: Um.
[9:32] Amanda Amaterasu: Can you please type properly?
[9:32] Slipknot Childsplay: ill rip u apart in one push
[9:32] Slipknot Childsplay: bitch
[9:32] Amanda Amaterasu: No offense, but have you ever had sex before? I won't judge you if you haven't.
[9:33] Slipknot Childsplay: ha i cant remember the times ive had so much
[9:33] Amanda Amaterasu: I'll take that as a no.
[9:33] Amanda Amaterasu smiles
[9:33] Slipknot Childsplay: eyr xs
[9:33] Slipknot Childsplay: ndu
[9:34] Slipknot Childsplay: da
[9:36] Slipknot Childsplay: u cant handle
[9:37] Amanda Amaterasu: You're right, I can't handle your poor spelling and grammar. That's one of the reasons we're not going to fuck.
[9:38] Slipknot Childsplay: go fuck ureself cause thats the only dick ure gonna get plastic
[9:40] Amanda Amaterasu: A plastic dick would satisfy me better than you.
[9:40] Amanda Amaterasu: So thanks!
[9:41] Slipknot Childsplay: fuck of
[9:41] Amanda Amaterasu thinks you meant to say "Fuck off."
[9:41] Amanda Amaterasu: "Fuck of" doesn't make sense.
[9:42] Amanda Amaterasu: If you were in school like you're supposed to be right now, you would know that.

Conversations with a naked man

I apologize to anyone who's been following this blog and expected more posts. I expected more posts too, to be honest. A combination of factors happened: real life getting in the way, and some very non-post worthy conversations when I'm actually able to get into an orgy room. (Him: hi. Me: Hello. Him: u wanna have sum fun? Me: No. Him: kthxbye) Luckily, I had a few moments today to pop in, and someone found me. Specifically, a naked man in a ill-fitted prim hair wearing a freebie penis that didn't even remotely match his BIAB skin.

[8:52] Sharebear Watson: hi
[8:52] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[8:52] Sharebear Watson: whats up
[8:52] Amanda Amaterasu: Not much
[8:53] Sharebear Watson: nice dress
[8:53] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks... wearing clothes is a good thing
[8:53] Sharebear Watson: so is being naked
[8:54] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, it helps to look good naked
[8:54] Amanda Amaterasu smiles at you
[8:55] Sharebear Watson: sorry i jut woke up
[8:55] Amanda Amaterasu: Ah
[8:55] Sharebear Watson: morning hard on
[8:56] Amanda Amaterasu: Except your penis isn't hard... at least not from what I can tell
[8:56] Sharebear Watson: it is in rl
[8:56] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm sure it is
[8:58] Sharebear Watson: are you a girl?
[8:58] Amanda Amaterasu: Last time I checked, I'm female. Are you?
[8:58] Sharebear Watson: male
[8:59] Amanda Amaterasu smiles and notes it's only fair to question your RL gender if you question hers.
[8:59] Sharebear Watson: you like to watch
[9:00] Amanda Amaterasu: This place is always good for a few chuckles
[9:00] Sharebear Watson: i like watching people fuvk to
[9:01] Amanda Amaterasu: I think we like watching for entirely different reasons
[9:01] Amanda Amaterasu: Watching two noobs go at it going "mmmmmm ooooooo" isn't erotic, but it sure is funny
[9:01] Sharebear Watson: perhaps
[9:01] Amanda Amaterasu: But hey, if that excites you, I won't judge
[9:02] Sharebear Watson: no i like watching people fuck in rl
[9:02] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, that's your business
[9:03] Sharebear Watson: sorry for bothering you
[9:04] Amanda Amaterasu: You're not bothering me... you just went into TMI territory
[9:05] Amanda Amaterasu: But then again, since you're naked in an orgy room, you probably have no problem sharing
[9:05] Amanda Amaterasu laughs
[9:07] Sharebear Watson: i gues
[9:07] Amanda Amaterasu: Why go nude anyway? Women like a sharp dressed man.
[9:09] Sharebear Watson: because i'm dirty
[9:09] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, yes, we've established that
[9:10] Amanda Amaterasu: But it seems to me that going nude with a hard on is a bit... obvious
[9:10] Amanda Amaterasu: And women like men who pay attention to detail

At that point I crashed. Too bad, it could have gotten even funnier.