Orgy Room Couture, pt. 2

Normally I think it's bad form to post twice in a day, but I've been having a bad day IRL and I had to make an exception due to this:




This particular specimen didn't seem to speak much English, and his name was an unpronounceable series of letters and numbers, so I didn't know how to ask him exactly how he got his shoulders so wide. I wasn't aware that this could be done with sliders. Are there prim shoulders now? Is he able to fit though doors?

Since no one should ever be subjected to the freenis, I have decided it would be best to hide it. However, it should be noted that it was the popular "delight penis"- a freebie that I've seen resold in multiple "business in a box" stores across the grid.

In fairness, he was fully clothed other than the freenis. And at least he had the decency to avoid the popular gigantic bling necklace and body oil.

Like shooting fish in a barrel: Orgy Room Couture, pt. 1

I was reluctant to use pictures or discuss fashion in great depth on this blog, mostly because there are many, many SL bloggers who cover this type of thing far better than I ever could. Plus, most of what I see is not safe for work (or for life, really), and I assumed that anyone reading this blog was not terribly interested in a parade of freenises. However, these ladies have inspired me to start an occasional series called "Orgy Room Couture", where you can feast your eyes on the fashion disasters that can be found in SL's finer sex clubs.

(names have been removed to protect the not-so-innocent)

I'd say these ladies got dressed in the dark, but surely there was enough light from the facelight of the blonde to find decent clothes for themselves and the 30 other avatars in the room at the time. The redhead appears to be missing half of her outfit- I sense that she was attempting to mold a full perms dress into a Katy Perry-esque leotard. However, the glitch pants were never intended to be booty shorts. I'm also curious as to where the rest of her shoes went.

As for the blonde... I'm not sure how she managed to get two pairs of socks on. Or why she felt the need to wear everything in her inventory at the same time.

If I wasn't feeling so charitable about protecting their identities, I'd be able to show you that 1) They're apparently managers of some type of strip/escort club (I pray that they are attempting to reach a color blind clientele), 2) The redhead was rocking some serious eye bling. 3) The blonde has been here since 2006, which means that she has no excuse for this.

Ladies, if you don't want people to think you're a RL man pretending to be a woman... don't dress like this.

Dressing for success

I was talking to a group member** the other day about the best way for those of us of the female persuasion to dress for the orgy rooms to maximize the amount of IMs received. Here's what I've found, via my many visits and experiments:

1) Having a completely default avatar can work with a new alt. You'll be sure to get plenty of "you're new around here, let me show you around baby" IMs. However, if you've been around the SL block a few times on a particular account, you'll likely be ignored as guys will assume you're one of them.

2) Save the Paper Couture for the ballrooms- orgy roomers won't talk to you if you're too dressed up. Most of them find glamazons to be intimidating.

3) Avoid obvious slutwear and bling- this is the uniform of cheap escorts. Nothing turns an orgy roomer off more than the idea of having to pay for sex.

4) Do wear a cute, flippy skirt- preferably a kilt or A-line skirt. I found some very cute skirts at Dutch Touch that orgy room guys seem to find irresistable.

5) If you've got a school girl uniform, wear it.

6) My group member tells me Ugg-style boots are good. I do not own Uggs, but leg warmers with sneakers or flat shoes seem to work just as well.

7) High heels are always a good bet if they're well crafted.

8) Nude or topless can work, but tends to attract the type of guy who is unable to carry on a conversation in any language. Unless you're prepared to deal with that type of attention, it's probably best to avoid that look.

9) When all else fails, be a neko.

For those of you who go to orgy rooms for the lulz, what do you wear to attract attention?





** There's a group for this blog? Yes! Just search "Men Behaving Badly" in groups and join! Or search me, Amanda Amaterasu... and join the group! I swear I won't spam you!