Because sometimes they're rude, not stupid

As the late great Lillie Yifu used to say, offered without comment:


[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: Well, I read your profile, thought it over, and I think I may want to know you.
[16:12] Amanda Amaterasu smiles
[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: {loves her smile]
[16:12] Lovegod Lewis: [Loves her body]
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: lol
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: I got a smile
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: Di I get a hello?
[16:13] Lovegod Lewis: DO
[16:13] Amanda Amaterasu: Sure. Hello.
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: [sorry]
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: Good
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: So, having broken the ice, I presume I need to cay something clever
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: [lat me think.....]
[16:14] Lovegod Lewis: damn my spelling
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: Do you have a favorite place where we might get away from the, uh-hum, crowd?
[16:16] Amanda Amaterasu: Not really
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: IC
[16:16] Lovegod Lewis: OK
[16:17] Lovegod Lewis: maybe this isnt such a good idea then.
[16:17] Amanda Amaterasu: Sorry... you're not really what I'm looking for... but good luck and enjoy!
[16:17] Lovegod Lewis: Its OK baby 'cause your not what im lookin for either.
[16:18] Amanda Amaterasu: No problem, bye!
[16:19] Lovegod Lewis: asshole
[16:20] Amanda Amaterasu falls down laughing.
[16:20] Amanda Amaterasu: Now, there's no need for that. I'm not the only woman here. So just move on and enjoy your day.
[16:21] Lovegod Lewis: you think you are the first stuck up girl to make herself feel important by prick teasing in the free sex room?
[16:21] Amanda Amaterasu: Simmer down now.
[16:22] Lovegod Lewis: leave you baggage in rl
[16:22] Amanda Amaterasu: I think you need to shut off your computer, take a deep breath, skip through some daisies or something. There's no reason why I should hit such a nerve.

Single, not mingling

All of my alts (except for... hmmm... Amanda) have some variation of the "single, not looking" meme written in their profiles. In fact, I have studiously avoided being partnered in SL since I've seen far, far too many SL relationships fail. Even if the SL relationship is all about the hawt cybering, it doesn't seem to be worth it to me.

So I was rather amused to have this brief exchange. I should note that I was in a PG welcome area at this time, and not actively seeking conversations suited for this blog while parking my avi in an orgy room:


[10:06] Swinger Mubble: hi
[10:06] Swinger Mubble: are you married in sl?
[10:07] Amanda Amaterasu smiles and notes the blank spot in the "partner" section of her profile.
[10:07] Swinger Mubble: well, just looking for a couple for my wife and i
[10:07] Swinger Mubble: first time
[10:07] Amanda Amaterasu: I see
[10:08] Swinger Mubble: do you have a bf?
[10:09] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm not trying to be rude, but did you read my profile?
[10:09] Swinger Mubble: sorry

Dumps like a truck, truck, truck

This guy was wandering through Free Sex Empire, approaching women in open chat and asking them about their thongs. It was only a matter of time before I would become the next object of his desire.


[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Hey Amanda, lookin' good.
[22:47] Amanda Amaterasu: Thanks... why did you push me?
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: DIdn't mean to.
[22:47] DirtyOldMan Writer: Sorry about that.
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: No worries, just be careful
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: I will.
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: So what do you thinka bout thongs?
[22:48] Amanda Amaterasu: Why? Do you have a thong fetish?
[22:48] DirtyOldMan Writer: Maybe a bit.
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: So I noticed
[22:49] DirtyOldMan Writer: Well, what do you t hink of them/
[22:49] Amanda Amaterasu: I don't.
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's like asking me what I think of shirts or something
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: It's just clothing
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu shrugs
[22:50] DirtyOldMan Writer: Do you wear them, though?
[22:50] Amanda Amaterasu: If I'm wearing pants where I think VPL might be an issue, then yes
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: I see.
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: So how does the sex work in sl?
[22:51] Amanda Amaterasu: Hop on a poseball and hope for the best
[22:51] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Would you care to join me on one?
[22:52] Amanda Amaterasu: No
[22:52] DirtyOldMan Writer: Okay.

Pushy lesbian is pushy

Guys, for those of you pretending to be lesbians on the internet, it's helpful to remember that real lesbians can take "no" for an answer.

[11:29] Tyller Ah: wanna have some fun? You look hot
[11:29] Amanda Amaterasu: Sure
[11:30] Amanda Amaterasu: Oh wait
[11:30] Amanda Amaterasu: I didn't see your av
[11:30] Amanda Amaterasu: I only have sex with men
[11:30] Amanda Amaterasu: Sorry
[11:30] Tyller Ah: ts, hot girls are always so hetero
[11:30] Tyller Ah: Ever tried to discover your female siede
[11:30] Amanda Amaterasu: I can't help it, I was born that way!
[11:31] Amanda Amaterasu: I've tried it. Lesbianism is not for me, but I have nothing against lesbians. Have fun.
[11:31] Tyller Ah: Men beg to fuck with me
[11:31] Amanda Amaterasu: That's nice
[11:31] Tyller Ah: yes, But I look up my own guys.
[11:32] Tyller Ah: But I prefer girls. And I don't take everybody
[11:32] Amanda Amaterasu nods
[11:32] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, have fun!
[11:32] Tyller Ah: Well, I think, you would have been my fun for today.
[11:32] Tyller Ah: New day, new chance
[11:32] Tyller Ah: So I'll leave for today
[11:33] Amanda Amaterasu: Bye!

Help

[10:19] BadTypist Untie: hi
[10:20] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello BadTypist, how are you?
[10:20] BadTypist Untie: greay
[10:20] BadTypist Untie: great
[10:20] BadTypist Untie: n u
[10:20] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm sorry?
[10:20] Amanda Amaterasu: "n u"?
[10:21] BadTypist Untie: and you
[10:21] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm fine, thank you.
[10:21] BadTypist Untie: im trying this out 4 da first time wannz
[10:22] BadTypist Untie: a jion me
[10:23] Amanda Amaterasu: I'm sorry, but I don't understand you


I should note that BadTypist's profile stated, quite clearly, "NO RL", then proceeded to describe himself and give out several e-mail addresses.

lolwhut

There are certain things that just must be documented.

[10:36] strangelover Oh: hi
[10:37] Amanda Amaterasu: Hello
[10:37] strangelover Oh: u r looking so sexy in this outfit
[10:37] strangelover Oh: ur breast r attracting a log
[10:37] Amanda Amaterasu: What?
[10:38] strangelover Oh: i mean ur breasts r attracting me
[10:38] strangelover Oh: do u have same size in RL
[10:39] Amanda Amaterasu: That's none of your business
[10:39] strangelover Oh: k
[10:39] strangelover Oh: from where u r?
[10:39] Amanda Amaterasu: A place where we spell out words like "you" and "are"
[10:40] strangelover Oh: hhhh
[10:40] strangelover Oh: okay
[10:40] strangelover Oh: you are from which place?
[10:40] Amanda Amaterasu: Earth
[10:40] strangelover Oh: hhh
[10:41] strangelover Oh: you use your brain a lot...
[10:41] Amanda Amaterasu: I think that's a positive attribute, don't you use your brain?
[10:41] strangelover Oh: me yes, but not in silly things
[10:42] Amanda Amaterasu: Well, I like men who use their brains
[10:42] strangelover Oh: hmmm, it means we could be friends
[10:43] Amanda Amaterasu: Could we?
[10:43] strangelover Oh: i supose not after talking to u , but every thing is possible in this place earth...
[10:44] Amanda Amaterasu: Yes, there are endless possibilities here
[10:44] strangelover Oh: ya

A little while later, in open chat... (names unchanged)

[10:50] Moesha Burner: uuuuuuuhhhhh gooooooood
[10:50] Moesha Burner: suck my breast baby!!
[10:51] Sir Udimo: yeah
[10:51] Moesha Burner: oh your fingers.....
[10:51] Sir Udimo: you r nice
[10:51] Sir Udimo: you r so thight!
[10:51] Sir Udimo: and wet
[10:51] Moesha Burner: uau...i´m wet!
[10:52] Sir Udimo: you r my fuckbuddy!
[10:52] Moesha Burner: yesss....pleasee..i wanna your dick babe
[10:52] Moesha Burner: come in...fuck me pleeeasse
[10:52] Sir Udimo: you can have it
[10:53] Moesha Burner: come on babe;;;;;
[10:54] Moesha Burner: ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy
[10:54] Moesha Burner: yesssss
[10:54] Moesha Burner: fuckk meee
[10:54] Moesha Burner: so deeppp
[10:55] Moesha Burner: oh sir....your biigg dicjjjj
[10:55] Moesha Burner: you´lll kill meeeeeeeeeee
[10:58] Moesha Burner: yess sirr...yess...ip´m cuumming
[10:58] Moesha Burner: aaaahhhhhhhhhh
[10:58] Moesha Burner: aaaaahhhh i´m cumming.....
[10:58] Moesha Burner: yessss fuck me for hourrssss
[10:59] Moesha Burner: ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[11:00] Moesha Burner: i can´t anymooooooreee siirr
[11:00] Moesha Burner: pleasseee

Where the hell did Sir Udimo go? Yes, I know it was likely he was jerking off without typing a thing, but I'm imaginging he was making a sandwich in real life while Moesha oooed and aaahed.